— Geoff Evatt | 19 Dec 2018
At the end of the Italian Job, the looted gold is left at the rear of a coach that dangles dangerously over a precipice; tangentially close, yet also so far away: “Hang on boys, I’ve got an idea….”. Well, I too have had an idea. Chainsaws. OK, so that might not have helped Michael Caine in his predicament, but hopefully it’ll help us should we locate any englacial meteorites.
To be ready for sawing out some meteorites in a year’s time, I will give it a practise this coming January down at the BAS base, Sky-Blu. (the chainsaw bar length is 40 cm, the meteorites could be 50 cm deep: hmmm). And before I can even practise in the field, I was sent on a chainsaw course on an industrial estate in Chesterfield. Yes, it was a long long way from Antarctica, but it was freezing and the corrugated iron all around had a certain monotonous colouring, so maybe that will all come in useful. More importantly, I learned a lot about fixing basic chainsaw issues, how to sharpen chains, and how to cut logs the correct way (I’ve done a reasonable amount of chainsawing at home, but now I know sooo much more). The course instructor, James, also gave good suggestions as to how to cut ice and deal with the cold. In short, I feel much more prepared and confident about using the saw down there.
And what if it’s a total failure (as in does not let me extract lumps of ice)? Well, I’ve also sent down a farm-shop of ironmongery, saws and ice drills. Between these, I hope that we will find an efficient method that allows us to extract any iron meteorites we detect. After all I want be prepared and confident, and we don’t wan’t to face any Italian Job conundrums….
PS For those of you really into their chainsaws, I’ll be using battery powered DeWalt one. Whilst it cut the Chesterfield logs very effectively, it may be a totally different matter in the cold, in which case I’ll have to opt to using a petrol one instead next season.